beer

An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.

I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.

I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.

beer by gin gent February 22, 2009

Beer

For the alternative blackout.

Senator: Mr. Kavanaugh have you ever blacked out?
Brett Kavanaugh: I like beer. I didn't black out, I went to sleep.

Beer by Short Assassin October 2, 2018

Beer

one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.

I just lost my job, I need a beer.

Beer by Lanky Joe December 28, 2005

beer

A great drink.

...for screwing up your brain.

<Random man> *drinks beer*
<Random woman> *also drinks beer
<RM> Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS!!!!!!!
<RW> Okay!

(The next day...)

<RM> Why am I in another person's bed? And why am I in my underwear?

beer by dj gs68 February 12, 2004

beer

Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.

Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

God:"Sorry making the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"

beer by DeathMonkey July 25, 2008

beer

its liquid bread aka beer its good for you

Beer its bottled bread so you dont have to chew.

beer by C.B.C.S. May 28, 2008

beer

beer RULES but there could be more in my frige but hey ill do with only 25 bottles

beer rules beer rules beer rules

beer by Shoemaker January 13, 2005