Because, George Bush 

Largely popular term with liberals who need a scapegoat to blame things on when their sole fixation on rhetoric and ideology (and therefore, inability to solve problems) is exposed to be ineffective and completely out of touch with reality

any Obama quote ever spoken, Because, George Bush.

Because, George Bush by T_1 June 23, 2010

Because of covid 

Because of covid the world has changed. Life as we knew it got more complicated. People lost their lives and some lost everything they worked so hard for.

Because of covid our loved ones had to pass away without family around them. Were not having family together during the holidays because of covid, What a mess no thanks to the selfish Chinese government for not telling the world right away and allowing it to spread.

Because of covid by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

because it feels awesome! 

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

because you touch yourself at night 

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

because you touch yourself at night by Killinphil March 25, 2009

because that's the way it is 

The most bullshit phrase ever to enter existence. Sometimes used when no actual reason is had.

"Why can't gay people get marries?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't women vote?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't I sit on my knees at the dinner table?"
-"Because that is the way it is."

because that's the way it is by Peasonearth May 19, 2014

Because I Said So 

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

Because I Said So by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff December 28, 2015

Because I'm a total/Because I totally 

After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...

Because I'm a total/Because I totally

Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!

Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!

Because I'm a total/Because I totally by Nerrrr Blonde Bizzness May 21, 2010