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Beanie Weenie

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie
by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019
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benfield school

school in walkergate thats made entirely of probably styrofoam where they feed you soggy flapjack and pizza which has more grease than the entire population of america.

benfield contains the finest specimens of gremlins, chavs and roadmen where everyone listens to drill music, shitty mc or some other crap genre and defo sings keisha becky for eternity. the majority of these things only play cod, fifa or pubg and think they're proper hard for it. on top of that, if you havent watched 'eastenders' or 'love island' you're practically invalid at this shithole because everyone watches them two.

this species in particular survives on the following: super noodles, turkey dinosaurs, cheap chips, heinz beans, mcdonalds chicken nuggets, kfc. they also think this it the absolute peak of gourmet cheffery.

finally, the best part about benfield is theres at least 6 pedophile teachers
person1: am goin' to benfield school now fook yea
person2: isnt 'at the radgie place in walkah wich smells like weed twenny four seven?
person1: i dunnah but is pritty good so far
by wuulfy October 18, 2020
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Beanie boos

They were created by the same person who made beanie babies, beanie boos are stuffed animals with big eyes.
by That stupid neighbor January 22, 2021
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Beanis

Inspired by the legendary Bomont Beanis. To get destroyed or trolled.
Timothy beat Jon in a game of hockey so he said "get beanised Jon!"
by Wikimind February 23, 2021
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beanie puller

you call someone this when someone pull on yo fuckin beanie -_-
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo dat bitch jensen a beanie puller braH
by the beanie puller January 25, 2022
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Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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Beaniel

Beaniel is a person who derives from the Bean (legumes) origin.

Will always be very stunning in addition to having a ginormous epic brain. Has many skills such as computer things, peen things and dancing whilst teeth brushing.
Overall maximum epicness type of legume.
Goose - ‘oh my my that is a large amount of knowledge held in one rare legume!’
Johnny - ‘that legume must be a Beaniel for sure.’
by weeziclelady January 20, 2023
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