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In England, a slang term for a twenty pound note (£20.00).
1. "That twenny's got my name on it."
2. "I lost twenny in a bet."
3. "She bought fags in bulk with her twenny."
Twenny by IceIceIceHockey March 23, 2004

Twenny pee fot bus 

Something that chavs or chores frequently ask for.
Ere mate you got twenny pee fot bus?
Wot you walkin away for nob 'ed?
Don't ignore me dick 'ed!
Twenny pee fot bus by Luke February 24, 2005

twenny bennys 

A term used in relation to a packet of Cigarettes ( usually Benson And Hedges)

possibly of North English origin
" Al 'ave Twenny Bennys please, squire"
twenny bennys by Noah_swann June 24, 2005

Twenny Spot

An 8th of Cannabis in England. Costing £20 unless you're from a shit place like Phetford where it's like £25.
Jayce: Alright Ben, you got a cheeky twenny spot in?
Ben: Yeah mate, come down whenever. Only 2 gram though mate.
Jayce: Get fucked then mate.
*Hangs Up*
Twenny Spot by SkinUpADoob November 21, 2009

Twenny three pirates 

Spoof name for the music band “Twenty One Pilots”
“Have you heard Twenny three pirates new album? Ah it sucksss”
Twenny three pirates by CodeGrack November 17, 2021

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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