When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.
Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.
by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011
Get the Beached Turdmug. A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
by Casuarina June 13, 2009
Get the beach browniemug. Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.
by eyyohoee May 4, 2010
Get the Beach Ratmug. by Daddykirk69 November 17, 2019
Get the Bergen Beachmug. A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.
Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"
Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"
Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."
Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"
Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."
by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013
Get the beach clubmug. by Skippalicious May 4, 2020
Get the mutant beachmug. by River hippie April 14, 2016
Get the beach buzzardsmug.