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Beached Turd

When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.
Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.
by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011
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beach brownie

A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
by Casuarina June 13, 2009
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Beach Rat

Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.
Hey wheres Andrea?
Where else? The beach..
Oh yeah that beach rat
by eyyohoee May 4, 2010
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Bergen Beach

This place is home to Jared Lerner a kid with a gigantic cock and will fuck everyones mom
Everyone in Bergen beach hide your mom Jared is coming
by Daddykirk69 November 17, 2019
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beach club

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.
Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."
by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013
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mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.
You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!
by Skippalicious May 4, 2020
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beach buzzards

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.
by River hippie April 14, 2016
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