The painful, very sudden awareness that if one does not get to a toilet quickly, one might crap oneself. Sometimes accompanied by loud abdominal sounds and goosebumps.
In the midst of going down on his girlfriend, Gregg abruptly ran to the bathroom, as he was overcome with bathroom panic.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
the only place where you can get a vape, head, jerk off, and take a shit all within less than a mile of each other
by youngboy better June 07, 2021
To get it on with someone in the bathroom, most likely a club or bar. Usually those involved are either really drunk or just a ho.
Dude1:Man that girl over there is looking at you man, she lookin a lil tipsy too.
Dude2:Yea, I think she might be that kinda girl that is a candidate for a bathroom bop.
Dude:hey babe, you lookin good, ya wanna go to the bathroom and jump in a stall.
Chcik:Ah hell no! I aint no bathroom bop
Dude2:Yea, I think she might be that kinda girl that is a candidate for a bathroom bop.
Dude:hey babe, you lookin good, ya wanna go to the bathroom and jump in a stall.
Chcik:Ah hell no! I aint no bathroom bop
by Erock384 March 10, 2009
(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
by StinkTaco March 04, 2008
When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.
Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?
Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
by chork August 26, 2005
by Gay lover April 09, 2014
by The Sherriff is near February 21, 2008