bartel

to fuck a research assistant in the ass.

Did you how he barteled her? Dude was hype!

by clint durden April 27, 2009

bartesque

Making and evil plan and executing it.

In this fight we must be bartesque and we will win

by Francois M February 22, 2005

tipsy bartender

A YouTube channel that showcases how to make several drinks, from shots and bombs to Jungle Juices. Plus, plenty of sexy women!

"Yo, I found this on Tipsy Bartender, we should make it!"

by WolfePackAlpha May 29, 2017

bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

by Kat_H November 20, 2007

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

Bartendress

A female version of a bartender with diva like tendencies or donning a skank-a-luscious outfit. Her motives are to increase drink sales from the male patrons.

That hottie with the body behind the bar is a bartendress.

by Bodaman November 28, 2013

bartkus

useless creature

Female: Wait who's dillon bartkus?

by dankydank March 29, 2004