barrel ass

Refers to either someone with an unusually large ass or the ass itself. Saying made popular by the character 'Frank Rizzo' as played by Johnny Brennan of the comedy team, 'The Jerky Boys'.

Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl's ass!
Guy 2: Wow, she has a barrel ass!

Exampe 2

Guy 1: Damn, that girl is fat!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a barrel ass!

by Jake Brasco April 9, 2008

Toxic Barrel

The act of someone inserting their penis into another persons anus while the person on the receiving end of the deal proceeds to defecate onto the giving persons schlong.

Did you hear that Tristan and Tegan did a toxic barrel the other day ! ?

by fagomin August 15, 2016

double barreled slingshot

Humorous reference to a brassiere.

Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.

"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."

by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004

a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 22, 2005

Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005