bald cooter

Hairless vagina

My girl has a bald cooter.. I love that shit

by alguttergato February 18, 2014

Bald Seagulls

The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.

"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"

by Big_Mike21 September 14, 2011

breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying

“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

by LyonIsOffline July 7, 2022

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

Bald Eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!

by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011

Bald Pussy

When a lady shaves off her pubic hair so it looks sexy for the men to enter their penis into.

My boyfriend put his dick into my bald pussy.

by Yipyipyip1234 May 24, 2022