Polish Bagpipes

The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.

The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.

by odogg_illinois July 18, 2010

Mexican Bagpipes

Mexican bagpipes are that wonderful instrument that most all Mexicans have. A lawn mower.

Gary-You look really pissed off Wayne whats wrong?
Wayne-I had to spend my whole afternoon listening to Mexican Bagpipes while I was watching TV. It was Horrible!

by Zorloc March 26, 2009

Swedish bagpipes

1. A variety of bagpipes played in traditional Swedish folk music.
2. The male genitalia; less commonly, the penis.

You look like you have a lot of musical talent. Care to come back to my place and put your lips to my Swedish bagpipes?

by bluegrassfan February 1, 2005

bagpipe

Really annoying fat chick with a voice that can make your head explode. Mostly german.

"I can't stand Sarah and her stupid waffle!"
"Yes, she is such a bagpipe!

by relaxo-i June 26, 2007

Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009

bagpipe

To lift and hold someone in your arms upside down and give them oral.

"Last night, Helga picked me up and bagpiped me!"

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

bagpipe

The penis when in proper connection with the testicles.

When Freddy needed to urinate, he whipped out his bagpipe.

by Wild Bill December 30, 2003