akward

The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.

Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.

Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).

Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!

Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.

by vitamin_r January 19, 2008

ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

by Ass God February 3, 2018

MTV Music Awards

A waste of time.

I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the MTV Music Awards.

by Jason Morgan October 28, 2003

twilight awards

Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.

Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"

by awesomedude29 June 10, 2009

Raising Awareness

A term used by media-savvy organizations who are all about taking meaningless action that is guaranteed to get their face plastered all over the news, but doesn't do one damned thing to actually fix the problem.

"Men brave the streets in STILETTOS to help in raising awareness of domestic violence."

by TomFawls September 27, 2013

Awared

Term used when you find information that you actively sought out, but b/c you're a pathalogical liar, you pretend someone told you about it

One of my subscribers AWARED me that Igor at Vitruvian Physique made a video about me, mocking my terrible genetics

by DelDiablo May 23, 2019

Bubblewrap Awareness Day

It is the day in which Bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it's purposes in amusement and general happiness.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Isn't it April 10th?

Yeah!

Well, it's Bubblewrap Awareness Day!

by procrasinatoroftheyear November 17, 2009