assramification

Getting your ass pounded to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Cell mate: hope your ready to face the assramifications of our actions

by truu statement September 25, 2011

Asshauler

An inconsiderate asshole who drives at high speed through residential areas in order to avoid traffic and/or traffic lights.

"Wow! That guy nearly ran over those kids. What an asshauler."

by FloridaSunshine78 January 8, 2012

Ashamved

The combination of the word "ashamed" and "shave." When one is shamed into shaving their hair (includes facial, pubic, eye brow etc.) and they did so only for the sole reason of being shamed. This includes shame brought on by other people and/or self shame of the "hair grower."

Dale: Bill, why did you shave your beard? It's not even Movember.
Bill: My manager asked me to be clean shaven because my beard looked "unprofessional."
Dale: You look horrible, Bill.
Bill: I know! I'm so ashamved!

by manlymanlyman January 13, 2016

Asshat

When someone is acting like an ass but calling them an asshole doesn't work for the situation so you call them and asshat

Bob: You girls are lookin mighty fine today wanna screws tonight?
Girls: Bob your such and asshat!!!

by 2quik4u92 June 24, 2016

Asshat

See picture below

How did this asshat become president?

by Pouty Pants February 4, 2017

Assha

Assha is beautiful and kind. When u meet her at first she’s nice and “shy”. She got big beautiful eyes and dark hair. She’s no one to mess with! when u get to know her she will be dramatic and bossy, but nice and kind when she’s not mad at you.

person 1: Assha is so ugly!

person 2: She will come at you...

by Cualys October 10, 2018

Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up

Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss

by Sinbaddad69 March 13, 2019