Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.
Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done
Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.
Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!
Bob: It's almost done
Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.
Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!
by Jock Tam July 28, 2009
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Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album
Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album
Guy 1:"I'll give you, being an assassin, £300 to kill this guy"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"
by Tommy P1313 March 4, 2007
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The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
by Reaper118us March 19, 2010
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Get the Silent Killing Assassins mug.In a movie theater, masturbate quietly in your seat. Before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your penis and ejaculate onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. Then leave silently out of the theater.
The bitch in the front wouldn't stop talking on her phone during White Chicks, so I pulled out my silent assassin on her ass.
by DaTrueJDub April 21, 2007
Get the silent assassin mug.A snowman assassin is a person who destroys snowmen. He will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. They travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. They attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee's , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.
Group of children : Oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !
Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )
Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )
by TheSnowmanAssassin January 8, 2010
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A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.
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