Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

appoint

(n) the opposite of disappoint. as in, to approve.

Son, I am appoint

by beannnnnnnnnnnn July 30, 2011

appadilian

unusual, worthy of admiration, rarely accomplished =)

a guy is jumping off of a ramp with a skateboard and sticks a perfect landing. You would say, "appadilian dude!"

by potato head and fatty June 28, 2009

apploded

To explode with applause

After the concert the auditorium apploded.

by HERPADERP12345654321 December 5, 2013

appomattox hanky

The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.

Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.

by Necrotek July 6, 2015

Appostrophe

The preffered weapon of many grammar nazis

Person 1: theyre running quickly
Grammar Nazi: *they're, you forgot the appostrophe

by Jusyes February 7, 2021

ATPOD

A person who is a Internet celebrity of making puppet and sometimes go in the bedroom in discord and do something like make a new person.

Oooo ATPOD you looking sexy today

by The cringe guy 4 April 1, 2021