apeshit

To succumb to extreme rage; volatile; violently angry.

You'd go apeshit too, if somebody threw up on YOUR 1968 Dodge Dart! That ain't no way to treat that fine Chrysler!

by Lil Ringo October 14, 2007

Apesex

the true form of Apex

Bro1:"Hey bro lets play some apesex!"
Bro2:"Sure why not!"

by NotGivenLel March 1, 2019

apeshit

To go fucking berserk out of nowhere.

"My son went fucking apeshit when took a sip of the milkshake he thought was vanilla, and it was mint."

by ljak November 23, 2021

apestrasize

1)To be shunned and excluded by a large group of apes.
2)What happens to an ape-human hybrid when they try to woo pure humans.

Human-Ape: I think I love you Chris
Chris: Leave ME Alone!
Rest of Apes: ooh eee oooh ooh SHUN! ooh eee ahh!
Human-Ape: You're abandoning ME?!
Chris: HAHA!,.. bitch just got APESTRASIZED!

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

apeshit

A term used to refer how one loses his/her sanity and thus initiates radical physical action upon anything due to immense anger.

"If you piss me off I swear I'm gonna go apeshit!!"

"The singer of the song Arcarsenal goes apeshit when he screams 'BEWAAAAAREE!! BEWAAAAAARE!!!!'."
-me

"She was having PMS and then she went apeshit when she was touched."

by Dave May 13, 2004

apestonkers

A condition of extreme pain and confusion resulting in violence directed at all living things.

Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey kick.

by Jerry Manderpubes January 29, 2007

ApeStorm

To become so intensely angry, so massively incensed that you begin to resemble a Ape during a thunderstorm i.e throwing your shit about, shaking kids in pushchairs, tearing zookeepers in half.

Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.

He's thrown such an furious ApeStorm that not even the Buddha, Gandhi and The Rock could stop him!

by Neil Davis September 7, 2005