Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."
by gangster bling bling June 29, 2004
Get the grand theft auto san andreas mug.1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water.
2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.
2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.
1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do.
2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.
2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
Get the San Andreas mug.A girl that cares about all her friends, always with a smile in her face but inside dying, she will never played you, she will always care about, once you have her she will give you all her heart, must of the time she only feels happy with her friends, she is not the must popular, she doesn’t like to much people around her, she Loves food, never forget if you loose her to get her back it will be hard af, but she will always be for you.
Andrea: Whats wrong bi***
Friend:Nun
Bi*** I said what’s wrong bi*** you kno I’m here for you
Andrea: I like you a lot
Crush: I don’t sorry
The times past by and know
Crush: I lik you
Andrea: sorry, I’m with someone I really loved you but I’m loyal and I will never hurt my bf
Friend:Nun
Bi*** I said what’s wrong bi*** you kno I’m here for you
Andrea: I like you a lot
Crush: I don’t sorry
The times past by and know
Crush: I lik you
Andrea: sorry, I’m with someone I really loved you but I’m loyal and I will never hurt my bf
by Lovely forever October 19, 2018
Get the Andrea mug.The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.
Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.
Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022
Get the Andreas Christensen mug.When a guy traps another guy in their room and proceeds to not allow them to leave until they either have sex with them or engage in a sexual act/acts.
Reggie: Hey what happened to Keiran?
Rudra: I heard Andrey pulled a Dirty Andrey on him.
Reggie: Oh god, that's disgusting.
Rudra: I heard Andrey pulled a Dirty Andrey on him.
Reggie: Oh god, that's disgusting.
by Keiran B May 23, 2022
Get the Dirty Andrey mug.by Omega The Divine March 5, 2009
Get the Andreas mug.Unlike the other people who give definitions for this game, who give wrong information or none at all, this is what its about. You play Carl Johnson(CJ), who returns to the state of San Andreas after 5 years in Liberty City. To make a long story short, CJ and his brother are betrayed by Smoke and Ryder, and CJ rescues his brother from jail and gets revenge on everyone...While doing TONS of other things and meeting TONS of other people.
The State of San Andreas has 3 cities;Los Santos,(Los Angeles)San Fierro,(San Francisco)and Las Venturas(Las Vegas).
In this game you are able to do tons more stuff than before; like lift weights, buy clothes, get tatoos, get hair cuts, gamble, and do tons of other stuff that would take all day to list. But they also made it gay by forcing you to eat or else youll starve.
AND FINALLY!!!!, You can swim instead of drowning upon contact with water!
The State of San Andreas has 3 cities;Los Santos,(Los Angeles)San Fierro,(San Francisco)and Las Venturas(Las Vegas).
In this game you are able to do tons more stuff than before; like lift weights, buy clothes, get tatoos, get hair cuts, gamble, and do tons of other stuff that would take all day to list. But they also made it gay by forcing you to eat or else youll starve.
AND FINALLY!!!!, You can swim instead of drowning upon contact with water!
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is great, but its fun to go back and play GTAIII and GTA Vice City as well.
by Buc Nasty September 5, 2008
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