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Alfreð

A guy who likes to stroke to dwarfporn and he swallows
Hey did you see on the news a alfreð got out of a shemale prison
by Anonymous_bloggerthatisadude December 13, 2018
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Alfredo

usually loses siblings to bestfriend, younger siblings usually get more love and attention
"I just Alfredo'd his sister last week"
by iloveerdogan September 2, 2019
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Alfred Kinsey

Alfred Kinsey is was a doctor who prepared the way for the sexual revolution. He was also a pedophile, as detailed in his work, "Sexual Behaviour of the Human Male", detailing sex acts with babies as young as 4 months old.
SJW: How can you hate progress?
Normal Person: If it was started by Alfred Kinsey, I don't want to tolerate anything that pedophile said.
by Canuck Crusader December 9, 2019
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Alfredo

Abdullah’s hot pet lizard who fucks all the Hoes. Maybe he is even with your girl right now
Josh: Did you see Alfredo
Timmy: yeah he stole my girl
by Oink oink December 14, 2019
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Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!
Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!
by BFDICream August 5, 2020
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alfredphobia

scared of losing someone named Alfred
oh no. i think i have alfredphobia :0
by hangrykoala October 30, 2020
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Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit
I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class
by D Flawless February 22, 2022
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