Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

alit

Alit has 2 meanings per se, it depends on how you perceive the word "lit."
alit is either slang for aflame, or it's used when something really good happens

"the match was alit my dude"
"the execution was alit fam, ain't never heard that many screams in my life"

by wordniggabeans May 9, 2019

Alfie

Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever xxxx

Alfie is such a fittie.

by Keeping_real May 31, 2019

Agfita

A Good Fucking In The Ass

Z: Dude, look at Elena. I think she's up for agfita.
K: Ha! I gave Julia agfita all night last night.

by The RuneScaper June 7, 2014

william allitt

If your child is thinking of going to William Allitt school please make sure you provide them with a stab proof vest, they shall be neeeing it. The William allitt is hardly a school, it’s a shithole. Its absolutely full of wankers and u better watch out for them snakes cuz they’ll get ya good. And if you do attend the William allitt school I wouldn’t expect a teacher which can speak English, better start learning then languages.

The William Allitt School, what a shithole

by Williamallittsuckmydick December 16, 2018

Alfie Green

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

Alfie

A child Predator.

Alfie is an absolute child predator.

by Atrap1869 January 2, 2020