Abraham Lincoln log

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.

Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.

by H0RSE November 10, 2008

abrahamming

To jack off wildly. Some times to the same gender.

1. Why is the man named, Peter, always abrahamming everytime I see him?
2. Do not disturb him, he's abrahamming!

by abrahammingmaster August 23, 2011

assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Abraham

Abraham the Long Shmeat Human that will dig your guts out, The Finest Guy ever to have walked this land, Charming but be careful he leaves a mark on the girls he fucks - A true Sex God. A great body and mind that girls cant resist, although his weakness Big booty Hoes or White girls

Abraham is fine

by The great Khalid January 28, 2020

Abraham and cathy

One of the weirdest couples you'll ever meet. Have some of the craziest and cutest conversations that only they can understand(corny, kinky, and random). Happily in love and have an expecting child coming soon. Can be best friends and lovers which is so adorable they can talk about anything with eacother and won't let any hoe ruin their relationship Will be together forever and ever til infinity c': <3
~I love you babe

abraham and cathy are a weird cute and cheesy couple

by Potatoesalad September 11, 2013

Abracaplata

This is a person, known in the jiujitsu community who uses their techniques and leverage in a magical way against opponents in such a way that it looks like magic. Always finding a way to an omoplata variant. A nickname for a relentless competitor Trevor.

Yoo did you see him? he went full abracaplata on his opponent!

That's abra!!! That opponent just got the ABRACAPLATA experience.

That a the most graceful, deliberate and magically savage submission, they just got the abracaplata experience 🤙

You see that guy just check in? He's ABRACAPLATA, y'all better watch out, we doesn't stop once the referee starts the match!

#ABRACAPLATA a Brazilian jiujitsu fighter

by 4BR4C4PL4T4 April 10, 2020

samantha abalayan

A girl who's smart, funny, caring, and can cheer me up whenever I'm down. She's not always good at consoling people, but she tries, and that's all that matters. She's a meme queen, a great artist, and would make an even greater girlfriend.

Me: Samantha Abalayan, would you like to be my girlfriend, and date to the 8th grade promo?

by ACuriousKaydidid May 29, 2017