Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Having A Matich

A phrase to describe any feeling , good or bad

Does something terrible

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

Does something heroic

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

by Hoover Stoonfoord May 31, 2018

Pulling a matarizzo

When someone every few months says they're going to delete their Instagram account

Oh geez, Becky is "pulling a matarizzo again!!! 🙄 And deleting her page AGAIN

by Wrecking bitches June 3, 2018

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019

Pull a Matthew

Pulling a Matthew means sending nudes you got to other people or selling them

A: Dude, why are all your nudes leaked?

B: My ex-girlfriend pulled a Matthew.

Pull a Matthew

by ksnsnsn June 2, 2020