ditch a bitch

ditching a girl (or guy) cause they are a crazy ass bitch

Dude this girl is so fucking crazy, I have to ditch a bitch

by Aijohn33secenty June 17, 2009

Flip a biscuit

To freak out.

In extreme cases, you may flip a fuckin biscuit.

Guy #1: Why'd you take me off your myspace? I'm gonna flip a biscuit!

Guy #2: Don't mess yourself, sweety.

Anjay: John said that Cartel and Fall Out Boy are gonna combine to form a super awesome band.

Ty Ty: If that happens I will flip fuckin a biscuit.

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

Pulling a Biden

When you forget what is going on

Teacher: "Would you please answer the question, Mr. smith."
Smith: "I'm sorry miss, I'm pulling a Biden!"

by 101010101010101010101010001010 December 5, 2021

Brown Bag a Bitch

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.

John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.

by CaddyDan May 3, 2009

motherloving son of a bitch

motherloving son of a bitch a less vulgar and just as insulting way to call a guy a motherfucking son of a bitch

man you stole my car last night

dude i did not steal your car last night you motherloving son of a bitch

man youre calling me a motherloving son of a bitch

yes dude im calling you a motherloving son of a bitch

by littlejimmie March 6, 2019

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

by userhandlegoeshere October 6, 2021

Flip a Bitch

Flipping a bitch is making an illeagal U-turn, usually done in the middle of a street or over a double line. Often times resulting in your passengers freaking out or shitting their pants.

"When she flipped the bitch I almost shit my pants"
"Just flip a bitch, there's no cops"

by your mom March 10, 2003