Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.

Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.

by Big Busta April 12, 2025

Zonked

Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded

When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.

Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.

by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021

Zonk

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.

He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.

by Je.A.Vs December 2, 2021

zonk

1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.

1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"

by Arminkshipper July 29, 2024

Zonked

You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.

I needed to wake up for 8 AM Spanish but I was so zonked nothing woke me up

by SMDSGILGDYDBYDB October 19, 2017

Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it

Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk

by Bigballsct December 14, 2021

zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist

You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.

by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023