New Years

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.

by BeAnBeAn22 January 1, 2010

Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)

Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.

by GZUS1 December 1, 2017

Ten Years

The amount of time you get for cocaine possession

“I did ten years for ya laddie”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

for 25 years

things were the same for 25 years.

1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.

by #theshitsheis June 28, 2015

painters new years

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

One thousand years of death

Noun
A jutsu when kakashi fingered naruto's booty hole and lead him flying.

Verb
Finger fuck in which 4 fingers go in

Fuck her from behind like one thousand years of death.

by VanillaRanchIceCream August 22, 2019