A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
"YOLO, Yolo!"
Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014
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"take off that snapback inside!"
"i do what i want #yolo"
"no swaghetti yolognese for you then!"
"wait please i want it :O"
"then pull up your pants fgt!"
"i do what i want #yolo"
"no swaghetti yolognese for you then!"
"wait please i want it :O"
"then pull up your pants fgt!"
by drinkwatertocuresorethroat December 7, 2013
Get the swaghetti yolognese mug.YOLOha is a philosophy of life combing two disparate but compatible concepts. YOLO (You only live once) and Aloha, the grand cultural spirit of togetherness and family that exists in Hawaii. To put it shortly, YOLOha is shorthand meaning that you only live once, so you should live your life with the spirit of aloha.
by originalchangsta September 12, 2013
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A wild yolosapien has appeared!
Rishbash took 20 pills, 10 tabs of acid, 5 hits of meth, did an oz of coke and hitch hiked 300 miles to go to my birthday party; what a yolosapien.
Rishbash took 20 pills, 10 tabs of acid, 5 hits of meth, did an oz of coke and hitch hiked 300 miles to go to my birthday party; what a yolosapien.
by Kvii September 25, 2013
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I had to kick the shit out of my neighbor after i caught him dropping a deuce in my yard yelling YOLO!
by DeezNutz79 August 31, 2013
Get the Yolo mug.A YOLO Girl (or just A Yolo) is a female who has taken the saying "You only live once" (YOLO) as an excuse to throw around their vagina and have sex with as many people as possible. They are usually down to do it anywhere, anytime and with anyone.
Some YOLO girls justify this lifestyle by saying they have been emotionally hurt by someone in their past.
Some YOLO girls justify this lifestyle by saying they have been emotionally hurt by someone in their past.
Bro 1: I just fucked stacey last night in my car! I think she likes me.
Bro 2: Dont get attached to her, she's a Yolo girl.
Bro 2: Dont get attached to her, she's a Yolo girl.
by That Truth Hurts May 24, 2012
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-Jake: "Hey Drake, are you gonna drink tonight?"
Drake: "Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah!"
Jake: "You're our ride home!"
Drake: "YOLO!"
Jake: "This is not a good time for YOLOing! You need to drive us home."
Drake: "Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah!"
Jake: "You're our ride home!"
Drake: "YOLO!"
Jake: "This is not a good time for YOLOing! You need to drive us home."
by Wilb11 November 1, 2012
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