wanking

wanking by using your hand by holding your dick and moving it up and down

im wanking over lowri

by rich December 1, 2003

Scrotum-wanking

Where some people like to scratch or play with their scrotum bags through the trouser pockets.

Jack stood Scrotum-wanking in the public, oblivious of passersby

by anphil February 8, 2009

winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008

wanking on

To enthusiastically talk about one subject for an extended period of time. Originated in Salisbury, England at a company called 4com.

For gods sake Ryan, stop wanking on about it!

by Paul Bushell August 31, 2007

Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested

Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie

by roblewisuk December 18, 2007

chocolate wanking sticks

Using chocolate bars for sexual pleasure.

Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.

by Deirdre January 6, 2004

wanking

To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.

Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.

by sexatron October 19, 2007