star spangled wrinkle

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.

He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!

by Omega Tom Hanks July 4, 2008

high tea wrinkle

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.

Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.

by nolandc August 30, 2019

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.

I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020

Panty Wringer

When a woman's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after she has view something exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The male equivalent is a "Jock Dripper". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".

I was watching some old clips of Michael Jackson on You Tube. Watching him dance was a real panty wringer.

by Lady Byron March 1, 2011

bitch wrinkle

another word for the female vagina; was used/created by the bloodhound gang for one of their songs.

men prefer a bitch wrinkle that is clean shaven.

by paris (not hilton) April 19, 2006

wring

Common mistake people make while trying to type 'wrong'

"Dude you are so wring"
"Shit I mean wrong!"

by KoolAidMatt August 22, 2008

wrinklebeast

The most fitting term to describe anyone's penis.

Whoa, that wrinklebeast looks like a f-ing naked mole rat!!

by savinbalix May 24, 2006