saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

I'm a saran wrap baby.

by Jake March 07, 2004

bubble wrap

fun little circles of plastic that when you pop, is a great stress relever

pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! bubble wrap is sooo cool!

by foot ball manager ha October 19, 2006

Eagles wrap

Handy with three fingers usually from an inexperienced girl.

Hey man she gave me the worst Eagles wrap last night!

by Gobblegooch June 10, 2014

Barbie-wrapped

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

by Duxall Inarow December 16, 2010

Magic Wrap

Masturbating after a massive night out in order to escape temporarily from the ill feeling.

"FUCK ME, I'm in so much pain, even a magic wrap could not save me."

by CCity November 26, 2011

bag wrap

stretching your balls to a comfortable length and bringing the skin over your penis and dropping the packing in someones mouth.

jonny bag wrapped steve last night.

bag wraps are both pleasing and fun to watch.

by johnathon earl heinkmeister III June 07, 2006

wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 08, 2005