Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

WRAN

A Government Funded Prostitute

'Yo dude, i slayed a WRAN at the Coogee Bay last night'
'Man, you've probably got six types of Aids now!'

by Wranslayer September 3, 2007

Turd Wrangler

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

Rusty Wrangler

The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.

James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.

by AnneHannity April 23, 2009

Cock Wrangler

One who wrestles male genitalia for recreational purposes.

John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.

by ShortyJ8911 December 3, 2010

Booty Wrangler

A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.

So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.

by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019

Wran-up [wran]

The act or acts of publicly talking to or acknowledging a wran.

Wran-up wran Dunno was talking to a wran at the cafe when he was spyed by Chook and Crawfs'. As they waked past Chook and Crawfs' yelled out "WRAN-UP!!!"

by Gomanly January 15, 2009