WOG

an acronym commonly used to describe the tissues, towel, paper or socks used for the "wiping of the genitals" after sex.

after sex, she asks "please pass me some WOG"

he says: "wow, you're really gonna need WOG this time"

by jackak January 24, 2011

wog

Worthy Oriental Gentleman

All Personel, South East Asia Theater of War:

Upon receipt and thereafter, you will cease refering to our allies as slopes, gooks, slants and yellow bastards and afford them the respect due to the worthy oriental gentlemen that they are.
Viscount Robert Mountbatten
Commanding General South East Asia

by J E Walker May 2, 2003

wog

Actually, should be 'WOGS'

In the port of Alexandria during WWII, in order to allow locals who had been cleared by security to work in the port, they were issued with 'nightshirts' to wear with the initials W.O.G.S. stencilled on the back, standing for : Workers On Government Service.

by Harry November 28, 2003

wog

a large amount of hair, usually scruffy and un-nutured. really thick and usually dandruffed underneath

this information was provided by a person with lots of hair and so knows all the info

chinko stu has a giant wog

by institona December 8, 2003

WOG

A person who is sarcastically referred to as a "Worthy Oriental Gentleman"

Look at that bastard wog i could blindfold him with dental floss.

by Johansonnn December 28, 2005

WOG

Whore of the Group. The leader slut of the gang of girls.

Mayock: "Dude check out Cindy and her friends. "
Bill: "Yea. She is the WoG"

by countryblumpkin August 16, 2014

wog

In Australia, one of the definitions of the term 'wog' is what other australians call europeans and now lebonese.
It used to be a racist word a while ago, created for the italians, greeks and maltese when they all came rushing in during the late 60's and most of the 70's.

Now, it's used as a replacement for the word european (the english and french are not considered wog though), it's socialy acceptable these days; can depend how you say it (examples below).

example one; racist.

person: oh my gosh shes such a greasy wog! she needs to go back to her own country. wogs these days.

example two; non racist

person1: hey, are you wog?

wog: ahah yeah *continues scoffing pasta down*

person2: ahah your so wog, love it.

by instantbliss May 31, 2010