Definition of a wobbely:
A physical exchange of brotherly affection. It is when someone (the assalent) used either there fist, nee or blunt object to wack the thighs of someone else (the afflicted) resulting in a temporary paralysis of the entire leg, strong pain and the infamous wobble you give them when they try to walk.
Origins of the practice of wobbely:
Although the origins of this phase and practice can be coined to multiple high schools through out Powys, Wales, it has now been officially adopted among the police and riot officers for temporary disabling hooligans within Gwent area.
Adaptations and development:
Through extensive research and unwilling experimentation this ninja move has been adapted and developed into more of an art rather than a general 'really hard wack to the nee'. This is because, when done skillfully, the effects can last 5-6 hours, render someone completely immobile and leaves no bruising. The perfect weapon.
This has been accepted into youth groups as the most funniest thing you can do to someone and is a must do for all of you ninjas out there.
A physical exchange of brotherly affection. It is when someone (the assalent) used either there fist, nee or blunt object to wack the thighs of someone else (the afflicted) resulting in a temporary paralysis of the entire leg, strong pain and the infamous wobble you give them when they try to walk.
Origins of the practice of wobbely:
Although the origins of this phase and practice can be coined to multiple high schools through out Powys, Wales, it has now been officially adopted among the police and riot officers for temporary disabling hooligans within Gwent area.
Adaptations and development:
Through extensive research and unwilling experimentation this ninja move has been adapted and developed into more of an art rather than a general 'really hard wack to the nee'. This is because, when done skillfully, the effects can last 5-6 hours, render someone completely immobile and leaves no bruising. The perfect weapon.
This has been accepted into youth groups as the most funniest thing you can do to someone and is a must do for all of you ninjas out there.
Ninja creeps up to Peter without him noticing. Once in range he bear hugs Peter.
Ninja: Peter! How you doin!
Peter is taken completely by surprise and is quickly restrained by a supposedly affectionate hug and greeting.
*Wobbely is then inflicted*
Peter falls to the ground and ninja creeps away into the shadow.
Peter: aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh! Damb you, you ninja! You gave me a wobbely!
Ninja: Peter! How you doin!
Peter is taken completely by surprise and is quickly restrained by a supposedly affectionate hug and greeting.
*Wobbely is then inflicted*
Peter falls to the ground and ninja creeps away into the shadow.
Peter: aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh! Damb you, you ninja! You gave me a wobbely!
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