Wow ..
World of witchcraft … ?
Seems I’m the witch …
I did call someone a witch early last year but after I walked away did think … shit that’s soooo disrespect to witches .. maybe opened my thinking more to what’s possible even ?
Things happen for a reason after all …
World of witchcraft … ?
Seems I’m the witch …
I did call someone a witch early last year but after I walked away did think … shit that’s soooo disrespect to witches .. maybe opened my thinking more to what’s possible even ?
Things happen for a reason after all …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023
World of Warcraft. A game which destroys any resemblance of a social life you possibly have. Consumed by this increasingly addictive game, all motivation for extra-curricular activities will be at rock bottom. The temporary happiness which provided an excuse to escape life's problems, will result in weight-gain causing increased acne problems, White skin pigment, friend loss, pathetic school grades, harassment from anyone you considered a friend, and a sense of failure in life. This failure is really accomplishment. This worthless sense of accomplishment furthers your drive to invest longer hours into a money-hungry system which will also make you noticeably bitter and selfish toward what friends remain loyal. This money-hungry anti-christ will provide nothing positive in return to your community or your physical and emotional state as a human being. You will eventually become depressed because you can't believe how much your life sucks. From pointless hours sitting infront of the computer, you could not possibly be a bigger loser than you ever thought you would become. After an extreme case of depression you half-heartedly retract from emptiness which is all you live for. Realizing such a violent addiction must cease immediately, you can only hope to rebuild the shattered fragments of existance you turned your back against, and re-kindle lost friendship which you hastily destroyed over a computer game which you thought would be more full-filling compared to what anyone in the real world has to offer.
James: "What is a 'life'" ?
WoW: "Life exists only in the World of Warcraft"
James: *Cries*
WoW: "Mwhahahahaha!"
WoW: "Life exists only in the World of Warcraft"
James: *Cries*
WoW: "Mwhahahahaha!"
by James Andrew Price June 05, 2007
Acronym for World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG that many would say is for people, "With no lives", when actually, those people are wasting their time writing about how much it sucks on video game websites, or some stupid website consisting of definitions of things such as the "Lawlocaust", or a "butt dial". (luckily no such website is yet known to man.) So it is quite ironic that they can pass judgment on a video game where you DO interact with some people, when they participate in websites where you interact with none.
by Witty asshole name # 4 August 29, 2007
A Replacement of friends, often with geeks online who jerk off 6 times a day, but they sound cool on the internet. People who you will never meet in person, but still take advice not knowing them beyond their voice over a $6 microphone. A drug for nerds who cant live in the real world, who fantasize about losing their virginity to a night elf. But we all know that wont happen, lose their virginity that is. A game that never ends, I wonder why its so addicting... I mean, you get so much out of it, all that accomplishment, like ZOMG I'm lvl 60!... Oh wait, where did my real friends go? Oh yea they're in Orgrimmar!
Matt enters the bar for the first time, Walks up to a girl.
"Hi"
"Umm, Hey..."
"I wish you were cos^2 and i was sin^2 so we could be 1"
"What?"
"Oh don't worry about that, Anyways... In the Wow, Im a 3rd degree epic'd level 60, so umm, when do you wanna get out of here?"
"For Elune."
"Hi"
"Umm, Hey..."
"I wish you were cos^2 and i was sin^2 so we could be 1"
"What?"
"Oh don't worry about that, Anyways... In the Wow, Im a 3rd degree epic'd level 60, so umm, when do you wanna get out of here?"
"For Elune."
by Thor1235424 January 17, 2007
WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
More addictive than Heroin and it will eventually causee you to lose intrest in everything you once cared about. WoW is Blizzards way of proving to the world that there are things that are more dangerous than drugs.
My freind started playing WoW last year. He stopped hanging with us and will play WoW over having sex with his girlfreind. This is the reason I have decided to just never even try it. WoW will fuck you up man.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 24, 2007
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021