windger

a person who is always moaning and crying.

by phineas belter April 18, 2003

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

Widdle Diddle

A name for a Mauritian girl who has an amazing smile and big beautiful eyes. If you find one of these, never mess up as they are very rare!

1. Wooooow! Widdle Diddle...you are amazing!

2. You are so amazing, you must be a Widdle Diddle!

by Mikcakes Luvin' October 30, 2010

Windex

1) Commercial glass and surface cleaner with ammonia.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.

1) Yo, I sneezed all over the mirror, get the windex.

2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.

by xargque April 17, 2006

long winded

boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.

Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.

Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.

by Z Last Words October 3, 2009

winkleberger

A shoehorn-like device used to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a hole.

"It's okay, big guy. We'll stuff it back in with the winkleberger!"

by Dean Dorsey March 9, 2009

Winderrific

Pronounced: Wind-er-if-fik

*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.

*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!

*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.

Joyce: "I'm sorry guys, I am really winderrific tonight."

(The room of people promptly melted)

by MeOw*MeOw July 11, 2011