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Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.
When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!
by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007
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wilking

I was totally wilking in the lab today.
by ProfStretchy February 5, 2018
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wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018
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Wiping

When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."
by TartOfThePops May 21, 2010
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St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware

a school full of over obsessesive sluts who are byond full of themselves. the guys are no better . they talk shit out there ass and then they get there asses beat . the girls start drama
the school sucks . i wish i didnt go there.. i wish i wasnt associated with these losers = )
by eat me spartans May 13, 2005
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Wilmington Friends School

A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...
"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"

"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"

"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"

"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"

"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"

"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"

"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"

"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"

"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"

"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"

"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"

"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"

"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
by 09glorydays January 17, 2010
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Wilmington DE

A place where nothing happens. At all. Ever
Who would want to live in Wilmington DE?
by Wheres Delaware? July 8, 2012
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