Wi-Fi Hoe

A Female or Male that connects (hooks up with) locally with other male or females very frequently. A HOE.

Boy 1 - Mannn I seen that hoe at the bash last week.
Boy 2 - I FLIPPED HER AT THE BASH LAST WEEK !
Boy 1 - Smhh That Girl a Wi-Fi Hoe.

by Janell and Indya July 19, 2011

Wi-Five

A high five from a distance, usually affected by the presence of obstacles that separate both high-fiving parties.

there were five people sitting between me and Jim so we had to Wi-Five

by proffessor010 September 10, 2010

Wi-Fi(ve)

When you wanna hi-5 somebody who is to far away, you do so on a Wi-Fi(ve) signal.

Dervied from the words Wi-Fi and Hi-5.

"Great shot man"
(Too Far)
"Thanks man, Wi-Fi(ve)"

by snake_eyez February 20, 2009

wi-OSMAN

Idiot, Assclown, someone with NO brains.

See Stupid.

Holy crap! wI-OSMAN understands something! Hell has Frozen Over!

by ..... October 17, 2003

wi shit

A shortened version of wifi shit. It makes the sentence flow better.

I had such a major wi shit my laptops keyboard busted.

by Roston August 24, 2007

Wi-Filcher

A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.

Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...

by JPnEB June 2, 2009

wi-buy

Purchases made at a dining establishment to assuage the user's guilt for using the restaurant's wifi access for extended periods of time.

There was no internet connection at the hotel, so I had to work for seven hours at the Panera across the street. I made over $28 in wi-buys, so I'm cool with it.

by The Exacerbater July 6, 2010