welfare party

A party that occurs between the 1st and 15th of each month, often in the summer. All the welfare recipients in the neighborhood come together and groove to car stereo tunes outside, while their children are running around with nobody watching them, shoeless, and fighting with sticks. For a real shindig all the food stamp (EBT) cards are pulled together for porterhouse steaks, delicate shrimps, and the most elegant cheese balls you will find. Of course followed up by "red" Kool-Aid, natural ice, and watermelon.

Keke: Daddy can we go over to Deedee's house she is having a cookout.

Dad: (glances at the calendar), shit you ant goin to that welfare party!

Keke: Awww daddy why not? They got more food over there than we've had all month.

Daddy: ohh alright, but bring me back a plate!

by RebeckaxRosexWicker May 20, 2009

welfare bear

nickname for the grizzly brand of dipping tobacco. this nickname comes from the fact that grizzly is usually very low priced, at round $2 a can

dude i only got 3 bills for dip.

so, we can still grab a can of welfare bear

by gumbi mcfadden March 20, 2010

welfare line

n. A reciprocating-type lawn sprinkler. So called because the noise it makes is similar to the ethnic composition of a line of folks waiting for their welfare payment: "spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic ...chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...." (Just say it to yourself and you'll get it.)

Gotta go to the hardware store and buy me a welfare line if I want to get this lawn watered.

by SkidMarkyMark August 29, 2006

Welfare Bear

Nickname for Grizzly dip in reference to it's low price usually under $2.00 a can.

Hey throw me a can of that welfare bear.

by big ol' jon January 16, 2008

corporate welfare

A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much

Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare

by towel401 September 18, 2004

Welfare Parasite

A typical non working piece of lazy crap person too lazy to work who lives off public assistance & the tax payers. People who receive Welfare checks & Food Stamps. Many people in Louisiana.

If all the Welfare Parasites in the U.S. worked, I would definitely have Social Security to look forward to when i retire.

by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 25, 2008

dick welfare

Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.

Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."

by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018