coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

weed weight

The weight you gain from eating all the delicious food you can get your hands on(muchies) while you are high.

Example 1:
Fred gained like 6 pounds of weed weight after spending the weekend mega stoned and eating.

Example 2:
Hey bro, let's go running, I need to burn off all this weed weight.

by A-damn-69 March 8, 2009

pull weight

v.To do a good job of a hard task. To achieve something beyond your capabilities

Wow Ben you really pulled weight in that exam today
You're playing goal tonight? Dude, pull weight, that team is good

by Bunyip November 1, 2007

water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.

dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight

by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014

Weight Loss

It can always been done!

Weight Loss: Because there is no fat people in concentration camps!

by nd666 November 8, 2009

Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

weighting

The process of doing some other exercise in the gym while waiting for the person who is working out with the equipment you intend to use to finish.

Sweaty fat dude is on the leg curl machine again.. must commence to weighting.

I've been weighting forever for the curlbros to finish with the squat rack.

by MohammedMudSlaP May 10, 2011