During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
by mcslezzy March 6, 2009
Get the cantaloupe weenie mug.A weekend that is consumed with such a high level of partying and excess that it is most certainly lost to memory and in some strange away even to serious consequences. Lost weekends are generally positive on the whole, although they often include elements of close calls, extreme emotion, physical pain and over doing it. Lost Weekends are typically on calendar weekends, when the release from workaday restraints serves to further fuel a two- to three-day period of debauchery.
Joe: Hey man, remember that time we went up to that festival and brought all those shrooms? Bob: Damn, yeah, wow...it's pretty fogging. Talk about a Lost Weekend.
Or, looking ahead:
Are you headed to Trent's wedding in October? With the combination of stout lads and heavy drinks on that guest list, it's sure to be a Lost Weekend.
Or, looking ahead:
Are you headed to Trent's wedding in October? With the combination of stout lads and heavy drinks on that guest list, it's sure to be a Lost Weekend.
by Salvatorparadise August 27, 2013
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Refers to a weekend (or other extended period of liesure time) spent with "just the guys," for the purpose of fishing, hunting, card playing, etc., that inadvertantly
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.
Tim, Billy, Gordon, and I are leaving for a hillbilly weekend on Friday. I can't wait -- ever since Stacy left me last month, I feel like I'm gonna explode. My arm fucking hurts...
by Dharma Midget October 20, 2016
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by Billy Beanster January 31, 2021
Get the Jeedy-Weedies mug.It's a way to playfully insult someone by saying their stomach sticks out more than their penis (weenie) does.
Guy#1 Man you got a "weenie do"!!!
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"
by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009
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Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"
by hteb78 September 13, 2013
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by Hamish McTavish September 12, 2003
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