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websturbate

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.
Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!
by DrDisney July 30, 2007
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webomack

webomack person...
by chocolatesauceee January 16, 2010
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websticles

When you ejaculate on your pubic hairs and the semen gets tangled between them.
Girl: Why are your pubes so sticky?

Guy: Ah shit. The wank spider's been at it again and gave me websticles.
by waterguy12 August 10, 2017
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Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.
by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020
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Weebot

Wow! an awkward little person that plays Minecraft and talks on discord because he has no reason to do anything else!
Weebot likes playing minecraft and talking on discord because he has no reason to do anything else.
by What the absolute hell June 13, 2021
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Webster

A standard unit of lateness on a Chinook flying sortie. 1 Webster equals landing 15 mins late.
George’s sortie overran again by 2 Webster’s
by 28 Sqn July 1, 2023
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dirty webster

The act of eating out a chick and blowing a vape cloud into her until it comes out of her asshole.
Sally's friends were amazed when she came out of the bedroom with a smoking asshole and when asked she said he gave me a dirty Webster.
by strawberrymilker October 12, 2016
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