waiting pizza

(n.)- The pizza slice(s)purchased while waiting for your food to be made. Generally, this phenomenon occurs when you place in order in a pizza store, and then are left to sit there and wait for an eternity for your food to be cooked, packaged, and paid for...it's consider a pulic service to your hungry stomach in most major cities...

Dez: Ryan, I'm really hungry. Do you have any money I can borrow??
Ryan: I'm sorry, I really don't have enough...(to cook)Hey! Can I have three extra slices while I wait??
Dez:WTF??
Ryan:Dez...waiting pizza

by rasar September 1, 2005

Waitrose

The "posh" supermarket of the UK. Everything they sell is either "mouthwatering" or "luxury".

Ducky, I'm popping down to Waitrose to pur-chase some luxury golden Christmas pudding with mouthwatering brandy syrup.

by errata July 10, 2007

Long Wait

When wanting to pranks on Apprentices their co-workers will often send them to another location to fetch them a "Long Wait". The inexperienced Apprentice will actually believe he is getting a tool of some sort, but in the end will just come out looking like one.

It is an unspoken rule that if an apprentice comes to you looking for a Long Wait that you will tell them you'll be right back and leave them sit for at least ten minutes.

Apprentice: "Hi, the boss just sent me here to get them a long wait."
Kindly Stranger: "Sure, mate, just have a seat and I'll get it for you."
*15 minutes later
Kindly Stranger: "Go on kid, back to work you go..."

by Kindly Stranger November 25, 2009

wait-listed

when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.

you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!

by clairisethepiece June 19, 2010

waiting to exhale

the point before a woman finds a GOOD prospect of a man...once she has exhaled...he could be a keeper

I'm not sure if he's the one, so i'm still waiting to exhale.

by Nnene April 18, 2006

waitlisted

When colleges think you're sorta kinda qualified for their school but they just don't know what the fuck to do with ya, they put you on the dreaded waitlist. Sort of like Purgatory, only shittier.

My friend Angelica is a really bright, hard working, extracurricular activity-taking, lovable minority with great recommendations and a killer essay, but she still got waitlisted??? WTF man?

by Angelica March 29, 2004

watet

Hey you missed spelled water its w-a-t-e-r. I'm sorry you failed a literally spelling one of the easiest words ever. I feel bad

"Hey your a dick cause you spelled water watet"
"Hey asshole check your spelling, you spelled it watet"

by Lyrical Eyes September 5, 2018