COVID time warp

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.

I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

ass warp

The spot on your covers on your bed where your ass was that you left when got out of bed.

Billy, clean your room! There are stains on the floor, clothes everywhere, and your bed still has an ass warp!

by tit-tit-tit-titties January 19, 2008

time warp

An effect experienced from smoking marijuana, where the user feels "out of synch" in time, with their bodies. Also referred to as "framing."

I was so wasted, I got the time warps, so I had another beer and was fine.

by lunatik May 10, 2002

wiki warp

a nearly-mindless search for information through wikipedia that starts with one thing and, by clicking on random or interesting links, leads the reader to a variety of topics; can last from five minutes to hours

i just went on a wiki warp on cairns and inuksuit, and it led me to the tribes of the arctic region! fascinating!

by leideevie October 23, 2014

Time Warp

When you feel like you're in 2 (or more) different time zones.

I watched SO many old movies and listened to SO many old songs that by the time I realized what time era it ACTUALLY was I felt so confused . Hence, I was in a Time Warp.

by Bucketheadland September 1, 2016

class warp

When you totally space out in school and go to a later class while skiping your next class

Dude, I was talking to you and I forgot to go to 2nd Block. Instead, I went to 3rd. I totally class warped!

by Alex Matulaitis December 15, 2007

Type-warp

The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.

PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying?
YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news.
YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway.
Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did.
YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!

by FlossyFlossy June 28, 2009