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ball walking

hanging your testicles out of your zipper and walking through a crowded area. commonly done at a bar after a heavy night of drinking and striking out with the ladies, a guy will decide he might as well go "ball walking". very fun to see people's faces when they catch a glimpse of your sack haning out.
man i am so drunk that i have no more game. i might as well do a little ball walking for some entertainment.
by jesstre November 8, 2006
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walking children in nature

A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.
"You all called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature."--TaMMie Brown
by anxietyblogger May 19, 2014
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walking closet

The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.
The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.
by HeiZahn April 21, 2008
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walking lick

When somebody sets themselves up to be easily robbed
Jimmy always walks around with all his money hanging out of his pockets he's a walking lick
by Big rasta April 20, 2016
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walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.
I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!
by mookie's zj June 23, 2011
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walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.
Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!
by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014
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Walking Like John Wayne

Used as a hyperbolic expression referring to a woman’s walk after a large amount of sex or sex with a man with a large appendage.
“Wow, she’s hot. A night with me and she’ll be walking like John Wayne
by Brando1970 August 29, 2020
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