Wake-Up Woman

A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.

WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."

"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
by Suit December 31, 2012
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Wake up curse

Whatever curse used when you wake up realizing that you are extremely late.
wake up curse = *just woke up and yells* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I'm gonna get fired for sure this time!!!

or

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!
by Kakashi-Senpai January 20, 2010
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wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.
girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."
by bernard l. October 27, 2007
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wake up blast

farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim
he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast
by apieceoftoast March 16, 2005
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Wake up fart

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.
That was a wake up fart.
by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011
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Wake up call

You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."
(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"
by Peter Vyzinkar September 24, 2008
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wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.
A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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