apieceoftoast's definitions

wake up blast

farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim

he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast

by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

double whammy

hitting someone in the face hard with both nuts, usually causes significant pain to the attacker

My teacher flunked me so I gave her a double whammy. Fuck my balls hurt

by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

spinning dragon

can only be done with a 10 inch or longer penis. A jump spin in which the erect penis smacks someone in the face breaking bones and loosing teeth

hey biatch gimme yo wallet

you will face my spinning dragon

what da fuck

haya

"crack"

aww fuck my jaw

by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

anal carnage

The injured anus after unlubricated anal sex

oh my boyfriend fucked me last night with no lube and now I have significant anal carnage

by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005