Western Shootout

When you are having sex with a girl, and your friend is having sex with a different girl in the same room and your trying to see who will last longer before orgasm

Last night my friend and I had a western shootout with two girls, and I lost.

by Jvd6385 January 6, 2018

roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.

"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"

by catarack November 10, 2015

western lotus

One of the many lotus sex position. The man sits directly on top of the womans feet, and bends both of his knees completely forward and the woman sit on him penis. This position is not that difficult for both man and woman, and overall is very pleasurable on both parts. However, it is more pleasurable for the woman.

"I love you so much, lets do the western lotus again."

by luv-u-2-luv-me May 2, 2009

Western Pennsylvania

The undiscovered paradise.

"On the seventh day, God rested. Ont the eighth day, He made Western Pennsylvania."

by Col. Hans Landa September 11, 2011

Western Beaver

A place that is west of Beaver. It contains quite a few whores that only date gentlemen from other areas because kids in their own district know that they are skanks. They are also all underage which makes them either quite nice or disgusting depending on how much of a Blackhawk creep you are.

Sheesh, those ladies from Western Beaver are some big time whores. Just look at that one chick... all she dates is older Blackhawk guys every other day! And then look at that one! She wants a new Blackhawk guy every other day as well! DOUBLE WHAMMY HOES!

by ScoobyDooWooHoo August 6, 2008

Western Mass

Short for Western Massachusetts. Western Mass is, as the name implies, the western half of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and is made up of four counties, Berkshire, Franklin, Hampden, and Hampshire. Often called Massachusetts' "better half" due to the fact that it offers the same charm as the eastern half of the state, with more natural scenery and less hussle and bussle.

Who knew there was such great music and restaurants, in Western Mass?

by Bottlevsface December 28, 2005

Western Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette, except with a Western twist. Western Roulette is played sitting around a fire, then tossing a handful of live ammunition into the flames.

Clint Eastwood is the only man alive who survived a round of Western Roulette with Chuck Norris.

by Kurt 8 Keiner March 13, 2010