weiner bandit 

a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure

"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"

weiner bandit by amandas toy October 26, 2011

Weiner Welts 

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

Weiner Welts by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011

weiner lump 

The obvious lump exhibited by a man who wears tight or thin pants with no underwear.

"Man...that dirt hippie is wearing camping pants with no underwear. Would you look at that weiner lump? It is a like a leather sack full of nickels."

weiner lump by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

weiner booping 

The action of two penis's touching each other, usually on the heads, in a sexual or non sexual way.

Me and Jim did some weiner booping yesterday, it wasn't gay though.

weiner booping by Fachumean April 20, 2015

weiner dance 

A male who stands in front of someone or something and shakes his weiner around without using his hands

Todd did the weiner dance for Jen.

weiner dance by Warrior1023 August 20, 2017

weiner fest 

Whenever youre at a party tryna get soome poon and it turns out that there is maybe 20 guys there and 2 girls, or worse all guys!!!!!

"mate wheres all the tasty poonani?"
"i dont knwo but she looks hot!"
"DUDE! thats Dan!!"
"so theres no girls?"
"nope its a complete weiner fest"
"what am i getting drunk for?"

weiner fest by clynch June 29, 2006

Weiner Milk

The white, milky substance that is exerted from the penis after it has been given good good pleasure from the orifice of an attractive female

Dude, my weiner milk is all over the good bear rug in your dad's living room, because last night I brought Shawna home and treated her to some good ole dick pudding.

Weiner Milk by Zach Lebowski May 23, 2008