You're wasting your time

What you're doing if you don't pick Lazziness for your druid.

Exfear: PS you owe me.
Lazziness: I owe you for what? :O
Exfear: Silk goes I need a druid man
Exfear: I instantly say if you don't pick Lazziness you're wasting your time.

by Losteboye October 17, 2008

Waiting for a mate

Excursive phrase popular around UK, Ireland and Australia. Generally said when a higher authoritative figure asks what a youth or group of individuals are doing. Made even more popular by Clinton Smith on an Australian police show when asked what he was doing in a crashed car clearly drunk he simply replied "Just waiting for a mate"

John: Hey man, what you doing here?
James: Waiting for a mate

Peeler: Alright lads, what do you think you're up to?
Chavs: Waiting for a mate

by MMtheChav September 22, 2014

Cock warming

The process in which you warm up a male chicken

Farmer: the rooster got out in the rain and now it looks like it's due for some cock warming

Farmer's wife: I'll go get it a blanket

by I_69ed_ur_mom November 12, 2020

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.

Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018

logan's warning

A blog run by a batshit insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. The author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. What's hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing home where nobody gives a damn about her. He seriously has an arabic warning "for muslim visitors" on his main page because apparently all muslims speak Arabic! Would be completely un-notable if it weren't for his constant whoring of his website on other people's forums.

Hey logan, you know what's interesting? Your blog has no impact on the real world, and never will. Have fun being a voice in the wilderness, it may distract you from not having a job. Years from now no one will ever remember anything you wrote, because nothing you wrote has any lasting value. When was the last time one of your articles aided our law enforcement agencies? Seriously, I'm asking you. When did your blog ever stop an act of terrorism, indirectly or directly?

The saddest thing is that there are real problems facing your home state - rampant meth use, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, bridges and roads falling apart, schools consistently at the bottom of the country, a broken health care system, tens of thousands of people on food stamps - and you choose to contribute to society by shrieking about secret Islamists. God help you. I'm secure in knowing that you basically wasted years of your life writing hit pieces that didn't serve any purpose. "Logan's Warning" my ass, as if your BLOG was some sort of cultural icon.

by .-.. --- --. .- -. --..-- -. June 6, 2011

waiting beer

Any beer less than 7% that you may drink while you wait for your friends. Such as Coors Light, Miller Lite, and Bud Light.

Hey Bro! Have a waiting beer while I get there. Then we can drink the real ones.

by Keep The Glass San Diego May 23, 2016

Lad warming

The acceptance of a male into a group of males. This usually involves the group getting together and boozing (preferably keeping female contact to a minimum). The warmers must ensure the warmer gets to a relatively high level of intoxication so as to ensure a proper temperature is gained.

Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.

"hey dude are you going round the girl's to pre drink"

"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"

by Joeyboy69 October 11, 2011