by ALT The #1 Hoe January 3, 2009
Get the twat wadmug. A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.
Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
Get the Geek Wadsmug. by FN64GR September 7, 2006
Get the Gut Wadmug. A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.
by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003
Get the JACK WADmug. A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.
by Barney Woodbine October 24, 2012
Get the Phlegm Wadmug. Broccoli Wad:
A Broccoli Wad is a roll of money wrapped with a broccoli stalk rubber band due to its uncanny size and perfect fit. They are now made with synthetics and higher strength material.
It originated from the Italian Gangster culture. Gangsters do not carry their money in a wallet, they use a rubberband type wrap a.k.a. a Broccoli Wad, that is commonly used to tie Broccoli Stalks together.
A Broccoli Wad is a roll of money wrapped with a broccoli stalk rubber band due to its uncanny size and perfect fit. They are now made with synthetics and higher strength material.
It originated from the Italian Gangster culture. Gangsters do not carry their money in a wallet, they use a rubberband type wrap a.k.a. a Broccoli Wad, that is commonly used to tie Broccoli Stalks together.
Broccoli Wad = Gangster Wallet / Band, A roll of cash, usually large denominations, that are held together with a band.
Shooting My Broccoli Wad = spending money frivolously, shopping spree, making it rain in the club, etc.
Lettuce in my Broccoli (Wad) = I just got paid or I have the money.
B Roll / B Roller = Someone pretending to have a Broccoli Wad full of money that doesn't. Someone acting like they have 100's and it is really a Broccoli Wad roll of one dollar bills. Also, someone that is planning on ripping off someone else by duping them into believing they have a lot of money on them or that they want to trade a large sum of money. reference is to a "B" movie.
Benny Roll, Franks, Frankie = Broccoli Wad with Hundred Dollar Bills ready to spend. reference to Ben Franklin.
Byron = Carrying Ten Thousand Dollars or more in a Broccoli Wad(s). originated from or in reference to Lord Byron.
Shell = A pre-counted Broccoli Wad usually used in a drug deal or for an illegal transaction.
Boodle = means you have a Broccoli Wad of ones for the strippers or a "dummy" roll so people think you are broke and you have a "real" Broccoli Wad of one hundred dollar bills in your other pocket. It is a reference to one of the original strip clubs.
Shooting My Broccoli Wad = spending money frivolously, shopping spree, making it rain in the club, etc.
Lettuce in my Broccoli (Wad) = I just got paid or I have the money.
B Roll / B Roller = Someone pretending to have a Broccoli Wad full of money that doesn't. Someone acting like they have 100's and it is really a Broccoli Wad roll of one dollar bills. Also, someone that is planning on ripping off someone else by duping them into believing they have a lot of money on them or that they want to trade a large sum of money. reference is to a "B" movie.
Benny Roll, Franks, Frankie = Broccoli Wad with Hundred Dollar Bills ready to spend. reference to Ben Franklin.
Byron = Carrying Ten Thousand Dollars or more in a Broccoli Wad(s). originated from or in reference to Lord Byron.
Shell = A pre-counted Broccoli Wad usually used in a drug deal or for an illegal transaction.
Boodle = means you have a Broccoli Wad of ones for the strippers or a "dummy" roll so people think you are broke and you have a "real" Broccoli Wad of one hundred dollar bills in your other pocket. It is a reference to one of the original strip clubs.
by auntiesocial October 19, 2010
Get the Broccoli Wadmug. used to go beyond just being a "fucker" or a "fucking idiot," but this person (or animal in some cases) is so stupid they are a "fuck wad"
by chAoz November 2, 2003
Get the fuck wadmug.