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culture vulture

Someone who steals traits, language and/or fashion from another ethnic or social group in order to create their own identity.
Todd just bought himself a Fubu track suit and changed his name to Tyrone. He is such a culture vulture!
by shaniqua2 January 1, 2007
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fuck vulture

Someone who waits for your relationship to end so that they can swoop in and hook-up with your ex-lover.
Matt is such a fuck vulture, he's banged all my ex-girlfriends.
by gene katter July 10, 2007
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Vulture Dyke

A Vulture Dyke is generally a butch lesbian who is always the first on the scene to greet a new girl at your school, office, or wherever long before any of the boys get to the new girl.
Yo dude, look at that nasty Vulture Dyke trying to get with the new girl! The boys ain't even noticed her yet.
by Greasy Ballsack March 26, 2009
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Vulture Capitalist

A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.
"It's well known that the business is having major problems paying its bills, so I guess it won't be long before the vulture capitalists start circling."
by Harry Food Tech May 14, 2009
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trauma vulture

Someone who self diagnoses themselves with every "new to them" mental illness or oppressed minority they see trending so they can feel included in all of the awareness attention and try to manipulate people's thoughts, feelings, and behavior towards them. Needs coddled 24/7 and can not handle being spoken directly in disagreements.
"Did you see Janine came out as non-binary yesterday?" "Is that the same person that 'caught' PTSD to get out of work last week?" "Yeah they got tired of being told they were mansplaining so they decided they weren't a man anymore, such a trauma vulture. Bet they'll have D.I.D. next week."
by .3x3. May 30, 2021
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carpet vulture

noun
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.

I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
by Cory Phillips July 6, 2007
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vultured down

A variation of chow down; Used to describe the rapid consumption of food by multiple individuals (usually siblings) during a family styled meal. Vulturing down ensures that you get the portions you desire before that food is depleted.
I planned on having ham for Thanksgiving this year, but it was vultured down before it even made it to the table.
by SuperEboy January 24, 2014
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