Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upset, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.
1. Vurkan is the perfect boy!
1. Vurkan is the perfect boy!
Vurkan being defined as perfect
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What Spock uses to knock one out.
Can be used as a sexual act. You stand in front of the person you're doing it to. Make sure your crotch is near their face. Perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch once they open their mouths shove your cock in their mouth until they gag.
Can be used as a sexual act. You stand in front of the person you're doing it to. Make sure your crotch is near their face. Perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch once they open their mouths shove your cock in their mouth until they gag.
I wanted to annoy the missus so while she was sitting down on the stairs I gave her the Vulcan Nerve Gag.
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Lt.(Y/N): Hey, you know that annoying guy who always does absolutely zilch while on duty
Lt.S'ch'tai: I vulcan't with that human, I'm going to report him sooner or later.
Idk
Lt.(Y/N): Hey, you know that annoying guy who always does absolutely zilch while on duty
Lt.S'ch'tai: I vulcan't with that human, I'm going to report him sooner or later.
Idk
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Revan thought that a weeks wages at the mandated minimum on Alderaan was too high a price to pay for T3-M4 but if he hadn't been such a Jew maybe Bastilla would not have been Black Vulkarized. I don't think the walls of her vaginal canal ever recovered after that alien sank his tether hooks into it.
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