velcro rodeo 

Two women touching their ho-ha's rubbing back and forth like a rodeo rider

When you walked into the "Gold Spa" did you tell them you wanted a velcro rodeo with another woman?

velcro rodeo by Mr. Hot 'Lanta July 18, 2017

velcro face 

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

velcro face by allwrong4u February 16, 2018

Velcro-beard 

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

Velcro-beard by I_caveman August 21, 2019

velcro wallets are bad 

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

velcro wallets are bad by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

velcro sack 

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.

I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.

velcro sack by Memely_dayz December 4, 2021

Velcro Kitty 

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

Velcro Kitty by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024

velcro box 

A crabby women's vagina...

My wife's velcro box has sand in it, looks like ill be sleeping on the couch tonight...

velcro box by Dr.Loco July 6, 2024